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Christmas Jokes & Riddles




See if you can figure out the answers to these silly Christmas
jokes and riddles. If you get stumped, just click "View Answer".



Christmas Knock Knock Jokes


  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Holly.
    Holly who?
    Holly-days are here again!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mary.
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow use. I can't remember my name!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Irish.
    Irish who?
    Irish you a Merry Christmas!



Christmas Humor for Grown-ups


  • What if it had been the Three Wise Women instead of the Three Wise Men?
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  • Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
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  • Santa Claus, an honest politician and a kind lawyer were all on an elevator together when they spotted a $5 bill lying on the floor. Who picked it up?
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